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Comment Re:Gravity waves from the first inch of expansion (Score 1) 269

I believe that the only Windows involved in The Lattice is Windows XP, which happens to be the operating system used by the underlying SAN (an EMC Clariion) where all the data of the "known universe" (ours) is stored.

Yes people: your dearest memories could in fact stored on a device running Windows XP. One would need to be both a systems engineer and a neuroscientist to confirm this, but I suspect that the root cause of what we call Alzheimer is the WUAUCLT.EXE agent kicking into high gears and putting pressure on the SAN CPUs, preventing some bits of human memory to be properly serialized and stored.

This sucks but thanks to Windows XP at least we know that if the universe ends up crashing it won't be because the underlying storage infrastructure controller ran out of inodes while there is still plenty of disk space.

Comment Re:Gravity waves from the first inch of expansion (Score 2) 269

My point is: try installing VMware workstation in a VM created with VMware workstation. It does not work. Ergo, since I can install VMware workstation in the "real world" it means that the "real world" is not a VM running on VMware workstation.

The Lattice HAS to run on ESX or Hyper-V, unless Root has access to a better technology. Maybe Sun LDOMs?

In any event I hope it's not an organic/slimy technology like those pods in Existenz.

Comment The real issue (Score 0) 243

Kristen Bell is not the young beautiful nymph she was when the series came out. After seeing her playing a corporate whore vomiting during drunken sex with a Wesley Snipes wannabe in House of Lies it's difficult to picture her as Veronica Mars, fresh and bubbly college girl. She does not look the part anymore.

When the Batman movie came out nobody was surprised that Adam West was not playing the hero. Even for the remake of Get Carter they took a younger guy (but at least gave a role to the old one). Why the double standard with women?

The movie is not about Kristen Bell. She's just an actress, and years did not do her any favor. I'm sure she can star in many movies where they need an older woman and she will do a great job, but there are plenty of talented younger girls available for playing younger girls characters.

Comment Re:How to Falsify Evolution (Score 3, Insightful) 243

Example; if someone said a watermelon is blue on the inside, but turns red when you cut it open, how could you prove them wrong? How could they prove they're right?

You couldn't and they can't. There is no method available to confirm or disprove what was said about the watermelon.

WHY does it turn red when you cut it open? Because it's exposed to oxygen in the air? Then cut one open in a vacuum. Or in an oxygen-free atmosphere. or maybe it turns red because of an interaction with the steel of the knife. So use a plastic knife. And so on. These are all testable.

Same with evolution. Point out a fossil that doesn't fit, and win a prize. except you can't, so you don't.

You can spend a lifetime making up WHYs and figuring out ways to prove or disprove them. That does not even come close to answering the fundamental question about the color of the watermelon.

The only solution to this problem is to have faith and live your life according to what the inside color of the watermelon means to you. You can even believe that there is no watermelon - that's a type of faith as well.

Now can we go back to being insulted that big companies found a way to minize risk in their commercial ventures by using a bait & switch approach so fans are the ones taking the risk?

Comment Re:Fanboi much? (Score 1) 330

healtchcare.gov was no worse then any other website as complex as it.. oh wait, there has never been a launch of anything the complex on the web.

Clearly you have no idea how complex the world of airplane tickets and hotel bookings can be. Just like in health care there are a few big networks (SABRE, Apollo) and a few spinoffs (Galileo, Shares), none of which is compatible with the others, plus there are plenty of small providers who do things in their own way. Yet companies like Kayak or Orbitz managed to build decent platforms dealing with this chaotic industry without pouring billions of dollars in a half-baked implementation.

There are systems like Morningstar who manage to keep track of data provided by various incompatible and antiquated financial services systems. There are online home/life insurance quotes providers. There is Equifax that does a decent job of merging nightmarish data sources.

I could go on and keep talking about websites that are more complex than a simple healthcare marketplace, but one thing I know is that with Obamaniacs nothing even remotely linked to His Administration will ever be considered less than perfect, be it a botched healthcare program or spying on American citizens and getting caught by a bunch of army transvestites and Autralian rapists.

Comment The problem is the question, not the answer (Score 5, Interesting) 64

With big data, when you actively look for patterns you always find them; this is how hedge funds have been operating for years. The purpose of the technology is not to make predictions, but rather to confirm existing trends and possibly identify new ones.

Proper way to utilize big data in this case would be:
1) to assist the CDC in confirming or refuting trends observed in the field
2) to offer additional correlations (such as: are people living closer to highways more sensitive fo specific strains of flu)
3) to provide long-term indicators facilitating the assessment of medication and other flu containment factors

Big data is not a magic eight ball but it's not a piece of shit either.

Comment Re:Fanboi much? (Score 1) 330

Everyone wants to provide the presidential vehicles. Does Tesla provide as many jobs as GM?

The votes those employees provide are probably the most important factor when deciding who gets to provide the presidential ride.

How many members of the electoral college actually work in car factories? And for that matter, how many GM plants are located in states that are likely to switch side because they lose this symbolic business?

After the healthcare.gov fiasco, the Obama administration should learn from their mistake, stop pouring money in legacy businesses and embrace the brave new world. This means Tesla: a technology that does not require to bomb arab countries to keep oil prices low and that does not open the door to polluting the beautiful gulf of Mexico.

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