Rolling on my lawn laughing...

Man up, and get thee to a text editor!

But I want to read the last paragraph of the last page first!

Actually though, tab loading seems more dependent on external factors anyway...

Tin foil just won't do it anymore.

Oh please, don't you know there are people getting spattered by the blood dripping out of your nose from way up there? Not that I don't wish that this was an alternate reality where nice guys finish first, but since it isn't, why must you incite even more squabbling with such sanctimonious statements...

Double yup. I had boat-anchor HP terminal with one of those (and a built-in thermal printer).

Steam is to games what the DVR is to television. It is this level of convenience, in the purchase and use of games, that defines Steam. Other platforms had this, but failed to develop it the way Steam has, and they will never catch up. Valve doesn't need Episode 3.

Cloud Atlas managed this pretty well with a common set of actors.

More like VB 5, but with updated functionality and examples in the integrated help which actually work. From what I remember, VB 6 was a step backwards in ease of use.

More like, WTFBBQ.

You just need to use the right mix for the type of project you have, with the main factors being the amount of unknowns and the level of complexity. Iteration is necessary to understand the unknowns, and high-level design/planning is necessary to tame complexity. Just be open-minded, like the fathers of agile intended, and avoid methodology "religions" like Scrum and its multitude of counterparts on the waterfall side.

This is great news...for those who will survive the Ebola epidemic.

True, but the last corp standing WINS!

Sure, a few folks have fun jobs, but the majority of the work in this field is miserable and women are wise enough to avoid it.

My experiments with a laser pointer and a moldy old potato have clearly established that gravitational waves are not strong enough to affect it.