[citation needed] How is it "the same thing?" Has somebody witnessed mothers take their shirts off (both breasts in plain view) in public for nursing? I, being male and all, am no authority on this, but based on the mothers I know and have seen nursing in public, I'd say it's not necessary.

Here's how it happens. In a seated position, fully clothed:
1) Bring baby up to chest.
2) Clear one (1) nipple (e.g. by lifting shirt).
3) Let baby eat.
4) Pull shirt back down.
5) Burp baby. Done.
Nobody except the baby can see any exposed part of the mother's anatomy. Nobody even notices that nursing is taking place unless they happen to be close by; it just looks as if the mother were holding the baby. To get disgusted by this takes real effort.

As far as I know, the very reason mothers nurse in public is that postponing the meal is out of the question. So, no way to wait until home.

1. Get a box of dot matrix paper.
2. Feed into typewriter.
3. When at last sheet, make Moebius twist and attach to first sheet.
4. Type away.
5. When the ring is full of text, separate pages.
6. Send to publisher.
7. ???
8. Profit!!!

And what if they both quit?