If they were going to put it to a vote, I would push for a gopher moat.

Also as a final thought on this matter (unless I think of more to add later), I am also pretty certain I would not like Crunchy Frog, Ram's Bladder Cup, Anthrax Ripple, or Spring Surprise either.

I guess I prefer chocolate that utilizes the sweet taste buds moreso than the bitter taste buds is all.

She is wearing more than how Burroughs initially described the Martian ladies.

How so? (if you are referring to my post as a fail). I got the 1984 reference loud and clear.

This is the one to avoid.

They do need it real bad there on Mars. Without it, how would hawt princesses like Thuvia or Deja Thoris maintain their proper feminine figures?

They could alleviate some of this problem by contacting the people who run Trader Joe's. They have this one dark chocolate bar (can't recall the name of it) that is so nasty and bitter, that it is inedible completely (unless you dip it in honey, then it is barely tolerable). It is worse than baking chocolate and is actually sold as if it is intended to be eaten like a normal bar of chocolate. If they just full stop quit producing that travesty, perhaps that could free up chocolate resources for other uses for perhaps another year or so.

I could have sworn it was being reduced to 20 grams...

But they have not yet told us everything...

We are also out of coffee...

So then, since the customers were not able to see any pre-release reviews before purchasing, will Ubisoft refund their purchase price, or just flip them the middle finger and say, "Sorry suckers. We got your money. You know the industry standard is "No returns. Too bad so sad for you. Please come again."

Don't try to anthropomorphize information. It hates that.

To the Ontario Provincial Police,

You are hereby cordially invited to either: 1 - fuck off, 2 - bugger off, or 3 - piss off; whichever is the most commonly used expression in Canada.

I think for NASA, that is at least 17 (not counting deaths of test pilots from the X15 and other experimental aircraft)

Apollo 1 Launchpad Fire: 3
Space Shuttle Challenger: 7
Space Shuttle Columbia: 7

No mortgage on mine. I own it, not the bank.