Did you not get the memo? Due to a clerical error, she ain't there.

Yes, you do. However, they are not the virgins you would be expecting, that is unless you were expecting 300 pound Cheeto-fingered neckbeards.

All I have to say (for now at least) is that these fuckers have earned the Epic Facepalm.

Wha? You are a fan of Smurfette with silicon implants?

Surely the lawyers can at least get breadsticks and beer?

Mmmmm... Ham...

Surely I'm not the only one who thought of the Lorax upon seeing the headline?

"Now I'm offended by this. But I'm gonna eat it!"

Unfortunately, I could not find a suitable YouTube clip of that little quickie to link here.

Well, that's a load of felgercarb. Muffit? Sic 'em!

Currently, I am splitting my gaming time between EverQuest Next Landmark Alpha and Guild Wars 2 (still trying to recruit for the Skrittsburg Foreign Legion, because... Shinies!)

Oh, captain! Please bring me my wine.

(Okay, probably not the reference that was being made, but that is what came to mind.)

Okay, so the proof in the article may be too lengthy to accurately check, so why not work with something simpler.

For that, I present the proof that Pi R Square is incorrect.

1: Write down on a piece of paper the commonly used 3 digit shortened approximation of Pi: 3.14
2: Hold that paper up in front of a mirror.
3: Note that in reverse, the characters 3.14 now look like PIE.
4: Pie is typically round, therefore since Pie is round, PI.E is 3.14 backwards, and 3.14 is the common shortened value of Pi, then Pi R round, not square.

I think I have figured out why bacon tastes so good.

It is made out of bacon.

As the wise old squirrel said...

Now DAT's comedy!

Hey! I completely forgot about my own birthday last month until a couple days afterward when I logged into one of my Facebook accounts and saw a few well wishes. Was just too caught up in my work (prepping stuff for sale, prepping sold items for shipping, going on a Jawa raid, aka thrift store run, for more stuff to sell), and didn't take note of the date.

I reckon that if I can't be arsed to remember my own day (not important, really), then it is best that I have completely given up on trying to be anything but single. Because who knows what more important things I would forget about, eh? Then again, I always figured that any gal who would be interested in me is either desperate or damaged anyway.

However, those from the continent of North America (whether Canada, the U.S.A., or Mexico) would be North Americans. Those from the continent of South America would be known as South Americans. Those on the isthmus would be Central Americans.