Ouch! You said "Koch" and "big oil", and both my knees went out of joint. Spread that shit around a little.

SCIENCE, BITCH!

I fucking love science!

There, does that help?

This meme is used so often it's hard to separate first order sarcasm from the second order sarcasm.

Particulates jam the drone's intake... Drone stalls and dies... Pollution found!

And if it does, at least that's a good problem to have.

It took a few hundred more years before they discovered the Higgs Bison.

I picture vast fields of hipsters pedaling bolted-down fixies with generators attached.

You'd think it sucks to be spied on or something.

Hitler was a traitor?

This is really the only Slashdot post I'll ever need again.

baby

The way you put things, yeah that might be interpreted as sexist...

Honestly (and this is just my opinion), I don't think women want to look at it as "effort/time put in = money". They see the position, it is basically the same "tier" for a man and a woman, and the woman makes less. Never mind that particular man may have worked X more years and puts in Y extra hours.

Right. It ain't called "womanpower" planning. Amirite fellas?!

Well there was a "turd on the run" on Apollo 10. Tellingly, no one owned up to it.

Ask your mummy to make you one.