Nudie scans are an arousing excess.

You know how some places have laws to not allow talking or texting while driving, but drivers are still doing it and maybe even causing more accidents because they have to do it secretly, like texting from their lap? If phones no longer work inside the car, I can see people driving with their right hand on the wheel while leaning their head out the window with so that the phone is outside the car. I bet it would happen.

If you ever go to RMA a Hitachi hard drive, they have the following:

By clicking the "I agree" button, I agree that Hitachi GST products will not be used for the design, development, manufacturing, testing, stockpiling, or use of biological, nuclear, missile or chemical weapons”

I'mWayAheadOfTheTimes.TwoSpacesBecameOneSpace,AndFiftyYearsFromNow,OneSpaceWillBecomeNoSpaces!

That's a load of crap!

That was an A1 pun.

.de nile of service!

She should have just eaten the evidence.

accept +1 Funny

...at video game camp...

So what if Gizmodo had actually just paid $5000 to anonymous finder to borrow or rent the device for a few hours, instead of buying it outright? Would that mean they would no longer be subject to the felony of purchasing stolen property?

A man walks into a bar... FIRED!

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Want backups, doc? *Meep* *Meep*

Two years worth of logs for every single page visit for every single user? The ISPs, especially the larger ones, are going to need some serious storage arrays for that.