Is this a joke? Have you never seen the red/blonde haired blue/green/grey eyed people in northern South Asia? Or the blonde Aborigines? Or black people with blue eyes? The iconic ancient painting of (maybe) Tocharians with red hair and blue eyes? Sure, the diversity increases in (northern) Europe, but it assuredly exists elsewhere (the Nazis had problems explaining it).

Wish I had mod points for the parent.

Does anyone remember the BadApple plugin that allowed iTunes to sync with any mass storage? It died a death very similar to FacebookSync.

Especially amusing since the Moors had Siciliy at one point.