Or he could have disrobed himself and started with 255 missiles by entering JUSTIN BAILEY for the password.

Did Internet pseudonymity ever truly exist? If people want to explore non-public sides of their personality or gender preferences, the Internet is the last place they should be doing it.

Their gigantic video uses a significantly long (and well spoken) sound byte from a speech by John F. Kennedy. Normally when you do something like that you mention the name of the speaker somewhere—at the very least out of respect. WTF?!

...but its definitely be sad to see them go.

No, really. Be honest with yourself about why you don't have a degree. An impressive degree is an accomplishment that takes hard work, commitment, and time. Don't let your pride fool you into thinking you have nothing to learn. Don't let your wallet fool you into thinking you can't afford it. And most of all, don't let your lack of a degree be an excuse.

They have always alternated between good and bad releases of Windows. Consider their track record:

Windows 3.1 (good) => Windows 95 (bad)

Windows 98 (good) => Windows ME (bad)

Windows XP (good) => Windows Vista (bad)

Windows 7 (good) => Windows 8 (bad)

All the "bad" Samantha Grossmans benefit from this too. How does the digital advertising firm know they hired the sweet, innocent, non-drunkard Samantha Grossman?

The virginity in this one is strong.

...Adobe has released a letter entitled "Thoughts on Apple Maps."

I have a love/hate relationship with Slashdot. One thing is for sure: I'm tired of all the *nix fan boys who find every possible way to smear Microsoft. Here are a few alternative titles, just to irk the haters:

"Microsoft wisely saves $140,000 by simply using electricity."

"Microsoft deliberately uses electricity to avoid ridiculous fine."

"Microsoft forces utility board to reduce ludicrous fine by $10,000."

"Microsoft exposes power company's pollution-inducing practices."

...just pretend. I'm pretty sure eBay and Yahoo won't even notice.

I wonder if they factored accidental pinning into their numbers. I frequently pin windows that I actually intended to close (and it's annoying).

I switched to Chrome after giving up hope that this bug would ever be fixed. Mozilla has done nothing but point fingers at Adobe (but this bug doesn't exist in Chrome or IE with the debug Flash Player).

I got this too. So that's what I would improve: Not wasting my time with a survey that results in a 503 error.