I for one greet our new Lavos/Ragnaros/Dolomite Robot overlord.

We'll get over it when the human brain starts being rational (read never).

The Microsoft version will be Livebetes -- It's a feature. Hello world! I've got Livebetes!

They'll have to mash the corn with some A/B amylase and limit dextrinase!
I'll drink to that!

In fact bandwidth often comes at the expense of latency!

Catching up to the closed AMD drivers is a pretty low bar if we are talking about Linux performance...

You're absolutely right. Fuck me for wanting to read that article on first wort hopping from three years ago. What was I thinking?

Generations was a guilty pleasure. Like Stargate. :)

All other Floyd > Dark Side. And the Wall has awesome narative structure and coherence. My favorite track from it is actuall "One of My Turns" for its crazy drop.

Hell, as a DM I even lied about rolls with some frequency. Players rolled their own attacks for the excitement of it, but many of the various environmental checks and more bizzare actions taken by players were rolled behind a screen. (Along with many "fake" rolls to prevent metagaming.) Sometimes the lie was just more fun than the actual roll. :)

Consuming large volumes of juice (from any sugar-containing source, including most vegetables) is a great way to strain your pancreas. By emulsifying your beats and carrots, you make the sugars in them easily absorbed by the gut. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G...

As an occasional meal, juicing is fine, but going on a long-term "juice diet" sounds like a disaster.

Extreme vitamin A deficiency can impair vision, but you would have a lot of other problems too. And anyone who eats meat already gets enough vitamin A. (On the up side, you cannot get vitamin A toxicity from carrots, and B-Carotene is selectively converted as needed. If you ate the liver of a carnivore you would become very sick from vitamin A overdose.)

Anything liquid is either going to be incomplete or hell on your pancreas. Fiber and starches are important. A glance at Ensure reveals 50g of sugar per cup. That's more than twice what's in Coke...

Gluten is plant protein, not a poison. That's like calling your bones a poison because some animals can't eat them. Besides which, the vast majority of people have very good wheat tolerance. Gluten is just the new food boogeyman, like glutimate was in decades past. (If you were alergic to glutimate you would be dead.)

You're missing the point that many people are incapable of generating tasty food and cannot afford to purchase pre-made food on a daily basis. Besides which, GGP's meal sounds like a fucking heart attack waiting to happen.