When the sleigh is heavy
And the timber wolves are getting bold
You look at you companions
And test the water of their friendship
With your toe
They significantly edge
Closer to the gold
Each man has his price Bob
And yours was pretty low
Obama sits right where Saint Reagan does
Actually it's St. Reagan
Yeah, I've heard all the crap about my fridge can email me that I am out of milk. Bull. No one really wants that.
A sales guy from upstart home security company knocked at my door a while back.
I was in the middle of dinner...
He wanted to sell me on all the cool new features that a smart home can provide, such as what you describe above.
I told him no thanks, and he wanted to know why.
I told him I've been working in IT for quite a while and I understand all the security risks inherent with such systems, and I don't want to have to worry about all the extra crap I have to secure in my house, besides the usual things I have(servers, pc's, WAP's, routers, etc;). He said something like, "well...(smirk) I can see you wouldn't be a good fit for us."
Say "twenty-three-skiddoo" to logout.