That the though using 'git clone' never occured to them.

May include one or more of the following:
-- sleeping 20 hours or more daily
-- hydrophobia
-- sudden violent disposition to pieces of string
-- self-licking of genitals
-- tuna addiction
-- sudden urges to defecate in your neighbors kid's sandox
-- sexual activity lasting 60 seconds or less
-- trying to gain the affections of friends and loved ones by bringing them dead rodents

THIS IS REDMOND!!!

Wow, after about 70 posts that are either anti-semitic/israeli trolls or troll counter-trolls, we finally get our first post that addresses the actual article topic. Slashdot's set a new record.

but when I do, I prefer gerbils.

And more omninously, make bikinis go out of style?

I'm a PhD in CompSci, not a software engineer!

"Sky Of Orange".
And sea of polyethyline.
"Sea of polyethyline".
In our Titan
"In our Titan".
Submarine
"Submarine"

that squirts seamen?

Wake me up when they post a useful article on how to run Unix on my Macbook Pro.

Like Godwins law, true linux pedantry will continue until the probability of descending into linguistic analysis of libre vs gratis reaches 1.0. At which point the thread should stop altogether.

Eat your heart out, Fappening!

Good luck with that. The raw milk they drink gives them super strength and their excellent homepathy will repair any damage.

will latch onto the "your kid will never be anything more than a mere monkey" argument.

The iron in your blood can in some infinitesimally small way kill a star faster. And there's your power trip for to today.