welcome our new evil OpenBSD network overlords.

When she told me that donuts would make me stupid.

Has never stopped him from being an opinionated (if misinformed) spokesman on subject. Google "Linus Torvalds" and "usability" for examples. So yes, I would expect Linus Torvalds to be a spokesman for NCAA basketball, basing his opinion on the strengths and weaknesses of the competing teams CS departments.

You insensitive clod. It means something completely different for us giggolos as well.

Is upward thumbs is the equivalent of a middle finger?

Golden showers are the new free laundry service.

I am reminded why most lifeforms has been storing energy chemically, as opposed to electrically, for billions of years.

cat gory 5 catnado.

I was expecting Richard Stallman to type a statement from his new Macbook Pro saying: "Rock on! I have Balls The Clang, and if I LLVM was a woman and I knew how to have sex with her she would so have my baby."

I'm glad to hear that vanity, gossip, and pursuit of social status are fads that will eventually go away like skinny jeans.

touché.

Then worry about technology.

They always start out with an super-long, totally unreasonable requirements list that includes stuff that's totally irrelevant to any imaginable scope. Through hard work and negotiation and development of what you initially bring to the table, you need to bring down the client's impossible functional specification to something workable she can reasonably be satisfied with (also beer helps). It's called "game" for a reason.

"Baron Cohen Unveils New Steganography Tool DissidentX"

Flexible transistors would actually be quite useful in the burgeoning wearable electronics industry. A molex under tight-fitting spandex might be mistaken for some strange growth, a nipple, or general happiness at seeing you.