https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog

You've just invented a language with built in support for multi-processing.

Imagining everyone who texts you in their underwear.

"you can use my stuff, as long as you give back what you make from it"

I've read the GPL, and I feel that this is by far the most beautifully to-the-point and most honest real-world representation about the requirements of the GPL that was ever put down in a single, brief sentence.

Some people might disagree with this, and I'm sure those people who do would also argue that the act of jumping of a 1000ft cliff without a parachute being fatal is a bald-faced lie (because technically, it's the a priori sudden stop that kills you; so you're really just spreading FUD about jumping from great heights, as jumping itself has no immediate requirement of death).

involve the truck being driven by another developer on the project?

Theo's masturbating monkeys with Bill Gates winged monkeys to produce monkeys who can both simultaneously fly and masturbate. No alternative operating system or newly washed car will be safe.

in 140 characters or less.

We apologize for corporate and govt data breeches. Those responsible have been
hacked.

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We apologise again for the data breeches. Those responsible for hacking
the people who have just been hacked,
have been hacked.

on Mars would be awesome! Then I reread the headline more closely...

Judge employee performance only by meaningless metrics that can be looked up in Jira in 2 minutes, as opposed to actually looking at some the code their subordinate wrote.

I feel the need to introduce myself. I am Tony Mobily.

Yes we know who you are.

welcome our new teddy bear overlords.

+5 Funny if I had mod points...

It was actually 31 years ago. And your octal's kinda rusty.

You brought her; you poke her.