The laugh track is the worst! I can't handle it these days. I don't need to be told when to laugh, or to have noise to make me feel less uncomfortable laughing.

Is it just me or do all the most exciting commits happen at NYE parties?

How about making the connector's conductors co-axial so that you can plug it in on any angle?

What shape did the gallbladder become?

So I guess we'll never know if a whale can survive a harpoon to the cerebral cortex. This is a dark day for science.

You mean I can't join a game of Counter Strike: Source, team flash someone for 27 rounds until an admin shows up, then quit, change my name, rejoin and repeat? What's the point of playing then?

I go to work, have a long Malaysian-restaurant lunch, then go home and work on my own projects from about 6pm 'til 5am. Last Friday I designed and simulated a VHDL SHA-1 module for an FPGA.

I've got an idea... Let's pretend there's a shortage and get thousands of kids to study Eng and the fins the pay is minimal due to the influx. Oh... wait....

But never in human history has the brain been more important. Perhaps a little damage back hundreds of years equates to a lot of damege in the modern era. Sleep deprivation to catch extra food at the expense of brain power may have been advantageous but brain wastage to play that new game may not be so beneficial.

In Australia recently they've been pushing people to get vaccinated against influenza for the coming winter because of the reported rise in flu cases during the recent North American winter, especially for the 18 - 60 age bracket. I hope they weren't using Google as their source.

Can't kill him with bullets? Kill him with fire instead!

... when my lab supervisor told me I didn't have what it takes to be a biologist and gave me a B-.

Surely the software wasn't that bad without malicious intent.

10 Years ago:
- Single
- Living alone
- Expendable income
- Playing Battlefield

- Now: - Single
- Living alone
- Expendable income
- Writing VHDL

Do hardware manufacturers count as "consumers"?