Would rather have a http://pomegranatephone.com/

Darkman did this in the early 90s, long before CSI was a glimmer in CBS's pocket book.

I've got a Taurus .38 that I had to have a gunsmith fix the lock on. Out of the box it kept locking the cylinder every few rounds as the keyed screw would work loose and engage. The lock will never work again, but I don't have to doubt if the gun will.

I thought it smelled like our embasy's grease trap, i.e. McDonalds...

1. better the enemy you know.... who's the next terrorist, i mean head of the dhs? 2. i only fly when i absolutely have to thanks to the tsa oil checks, what types of security 'improvements' will be increasing the drop-out rate of UC in the future?

you left out railing against the military and guns

I bought a box after watching zombieland. i think i'm good for at least another few decades now, will prob take that long just to get it out of my system

or just watch zombieland

that was baaaaaaaahhhd

They're only a problem if that vote or reproduce.... not much danger of the first one.

you forgot the truly evil words like REDUCE TAXES, CIVILIAN OVERSIGHT, BALANCED BUDGET, NEW IDEAS, and everything else that scares the gooberment

With the US Virgin Islands at 4, it's like we made the top 5 twice!

sysadmins are hired for thier ability to interact with systems, which are logical systems. helpdesk techs are hired for thier ability to interact with users, not logical systems. some of us can do both, many worked up from helpdesk, but the primary concern is still the systems they administer and hopefully management will set policies to keep those systems efficient.

Instead of going through all that trouble, buy a pre-paid credit card with cash, create a fake email account, then buy all the books you want and release them on the interwebs. Your serious pirates were already doing this before, not much has changed...

knowing there is a 'secret court' reviewing every 90 days....