So what you're saying is we need to figure out how to eat oil directly...

But you have to appreciate that you have a distorted world view due to where you are and were raised. Not saying that distorted is bad, it's just not the whole picture; it's like saying that the whole Earth is only land because you've never seen an ocean

you better slow down or you might make my day

Bad assumption ;)

Just because you say something is true does not make it so. You're going to need some heavy references if you're going to be making claims like "no resources we use are scarce." Just because it's there doesn't mean we can get at it, and just because we can get at it doesn't mean that it makes sense to do so. Most of the time, it's a matter of energy; the more you spend the more you can get at. The more places you use extra energy, the more the demand goes up; if supply stays the same (energy that is economically attainable, not some pie-in-the-sky, "it's there so we can get at it" mentality), then our market causes the price to blow up. The problem is that increasing the cost of energy increases the cost of everything due to some massive ripple effect. "Not enough fresh water? Oh we can make some from the ocean water, all we need is energy. Those crops there could put out more if we used more energy."

There is nothing wrong with anticipating problems and acting accordingly; it's ridiculous to charge into problems with closed eyes under some massive case of denial and figuring there are no problems if you just don't acknowledge them.

Yeah, so? Their horns are required in the construction of the CANDU control rods. I would say this is a good trade-off.

And 0.63 times the land area!

h4x0r5 on teh yu0r PC?

The tumors burn more calories, adding to the total weight loss effect.

You shouldn't have sold your rights, without them there is no chance to survive make your time!

I'm gonna slowly cure a bunch of life, chop it up and roll it into laser-perforated paper, light it up and breathe that sh*t right into my lungs where it can do its worst.

Also, there's the whole issue that the lungs are delicate tissue. There's something that makes me a bit concerned when thinking about breathing in alpha emitters into one of the only real region where they pose a significant threat (in terms of effective dose and alpha emitters). Your skin is meant to take a pretty good pummelling, and it's quite easy to cut out whatever shouldn't be there; not with lungs, and lungs are kind of important to the whole living thing.

I imagine it as a rather large herd of female deer that have a damaged set of morals

you forgot the "checkmate"