I SAID: Far too much

I WANT It all , oooo yeah

I WISH: I could fly , cheesy I know , but I hate long trips and also paying for travel

I DO: Too much

I DANCE: Drunkenly , I think I am awful , but everyone tells me I am rather excellent .

I SING: Exceptionally well .

I CRY: When I have a mood swing and get all emotional , which is funny as I am a rather big tough looking guy.

I AM NOT ALWAYS: Humble .

I MAKE WITH MY HANDS: Magic baby

Well I have decided , I am going to start a degree in social work .
I will be a social worker in the next 4-5 years or so , I will be doing it part time because I need to work .
I may even do the PHD afterwards , something which I have intended on doing for a long time , a bit of an academic penis extension do admit, but it is for me and not anyone else, though being called doctor will be great... though that is many years in the future.

Here is a great one , Coxcomb .. For all of you who need something to stick it to that conceited Dandy .
Also you should try to use the word cant somewhere , cant meaning basically the same as Jargon . :D Please try using cant on slashdot and laugh at the grammar trolls as they insult your grammar .
That cant becomes not useful in many situations .
Your cant sucks ..etc.

First question :
Would you rather speak to Hitler or saw you genitals off and break every bone in your body

Second question:
Would you rather speak to your mother or get 1,000,000,000 and save humanity from cancer.

This poll proves that most people would rather speak to Hitler than their mothers. :D I hate polls
Of course it doesn't but that is how almost all Polls work , Don't believe any of them

Well I have some temp accommodation set up , will be staying with my grandparents in the spare room till I get a place.
So I am going to be filling out a council house application form and waiting.
The places are much cheaper than private rent and I should be able to get pushed up the list and get something in the centre of town nearly.

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes1.htm
Me I am an ENFJ , or a teacher http://keirsey.com/personality/nfej.html
I think that has me down fairly well heh

I have decided to switch careers out of the IT industry. I believe I could be doing something of much more worth to people and actually help things .
So with that I have decided to get into social care and project work. Starting at the bottom as I will need to earn a few new qualifications including a Bachelors in social work , but this is something I must do.
I have discussed it with my wife and we both agree .
So this will be an amazing pay cut , I will have to deal with abusive pe

WARNING :May contain flamebait , though not intentional flamebait ,honest to goodness opinion about something.

The Music is so fricking awfull ... OK for me at least I really hate the Hip indy music .

Another thought .. Is it swearing if I say Kunt and Phuck but mean them to be spelt with the k and ph .
As their and they're are said the same but have different meanings .. so it is not swearing >:D

The movie is in two parts :Part one deals with the John Blogs a man with severe memory loss
The movie starts with a man (No name yet) waking up in a morgue , he has severe memory loss . As he begins to piece together the parts of his memory , he discovers?(or does he) that he may have been cryogenically frozen over 200 years ago and assertions that he has woken up in a post apocalyptic society .
The world appears to be a perfect Utopia , but John seems to believe there

Great game and if anyone wants to visit my town , just let me know >D
Also , I just discovered some great lines from the resident musician in the game "Those industry Fat cats try to charge for everything , but my Music want's to be Free "(As he gives you a bootleg of one of his songs)
Way to go Nintendo :D

Went to sleep at 9:30 yesterday and woke up at 9:3- this morning .
I obviously need far too much sleep these days , I think I should persuade myself to get 8 only and see how I feel.
I got a lovely new jacket on Monday , whitish brown , double button affair .I look damned good in it if I do say so myself , well other people do also .
I was intending on getting a new leather jacket , but all they had was crap so I went with the white , I am persuaded it will go with

Just been rather busy may still be for a while longer
Another thought, The princes and the pea story can be really bad for children , making them thing that royalty are born naturally superior ..
of course you could take it the other way, show you that some traits are natural .
who knows

I will award 10 Euros to the first person to find me the first sane poor libertarian .. also they must know what it means totally and be actually poor , not I can't afford to fix my Porsche poor

A man called Barry William MacGuffin was recently arrested for prowling around downtown Graceland , decked in full Elvis gear .
After further investigation it was discovered that he had a history mental problems and was wanted for questioning in at least 5 states for similar offences and public indecency
In his current 2 room apartment which was searched by the police he was found to have records dating back to the early 1980's (Including photographs) of himself dressed as Elvis in nume