Aging population + Jitterbug phone = THE FUTURE

I'm guessing Borderlands doesn't have this issue.

Bah ha ha ha! That's as funny as people who shout "Take the power back!" Back?! Ha ha ha ha!

Kickstarter for pet raptors, buddy. Let's light this candle.

I did volunteer work back in college. Saw it first hand. People flat out told me that is how they voted.

If you can contact aliens from Skyron, they can help. You don't play tennis, do you?

No true Scotsman would ever be a Muslim!

I did. That's why I'm an atheist.

Wow. My Little Pony fan fiction has gotten way too serious.

It's weird. I get it and don't get it at the same time. I think I need a lie down.

Tough to do. You have the alpha sociopath running the show. They hold vast segments of the population in their thrall due to low information voters or the "free shit" legions. I've seen scientifically brilliant people be utterly undone by political ideology, both left and right. It's more than memes- it's a mind cancer. I don't see a way out of it all.

Scientist: Nuclear weapons are bad, mmmkay?
World: Gosh. Thanks.

I'm sure it will accomplish exactly what they think it will.

So, wait, someone shoots a gun and new people materialize out of thin air?

Think of it like drugs. You have the scientific name (Sildenafil citrate) and the street name (Viagra).

And, honestly, it isn't *that* far off. Some early 3D PRINTERS were made from normal printers.