Mr. CEO-wannabe, while I appreciate your tongue-in-cheek application, I'd like to know what are your goals and ideas for the company going forward?

I'm curious what the school system did NOT spend money on that they probably should have. We'll never know, but I wonder how many teacher's positions will have to be sacrificed, or how many extra curricular activities were cut to budget this.

Having recently gone on an Anheuser-Busch tour, here's the scoop: Anheuser-Busch manufactures and distributes Budweiser. Stella is distributed by InBev. InBev recently bought Anheuser-Busch and operates Anheuser-Busch as a subsidiary. But, true, no matter how you dice it, they're both similar beers on par with each other. I happen to like simple beers, though.

You're not doing it right.

I agree, that would be cool. Funny, though, that when I mentioned USB key or disk, I was referring to the authentication "key" and not the drive itself. In other words, the drive can forever be in tact (but still encrypted), but the decrypt key can have only xx shelf life (similar to the iron key). I wonder if this already exists...

Well, yeah, the data will still be in tact for them to begin brute force cracking, but there are still plenty of ways to make "simple" decryption (even by the encrypter) difficult. I think someone above mentioned a USB drive or key that would self-destruct after so much time could be used, or something that without it, you can't decrypt the data easily. Thus, just knowing the password (or having the person type it) won't work.

I would LOVE to see the evolution of the Harvard entrance exam. This snapshot in time is still interesting on its own, though.

I doubt you ever watched analog HD and still decided to post this nugget.

Don't forget that he also not-so-unintentionally tried to make it sound like all pirated movies are of inferior quality.

It's what you do when you're going gray.

Try installing Windows SteadyState. A reboot will fix the PC every time. :)

I tried that once, the first time services went down. I told someone there my story, and then a month went by without hearing anything back. By then, my services were back on and I thought I was on the way to recovery. Then I got a voicemail out of the blue from someone at the PUC who told me that they reached Comcast, and all Comcast could tell them was that I've been a "delinquent" for months and that my story is all wrong. Perhaps I'll give another call, now that I've got my full documentation and everything. I think it'll still be a he-said, she-said case, because it's my word against theirs about the lack of services at the beginning.