They could also be Finnish Thin Lizzy fans.

That's an insult to assholes. They're terrorists.

TFA says, they can spread life "beyond the boundaries of their host galaxies"

In the weeks after the plane went missing I've spent hours looking at satellite images at tomnod.com, but later found out they were supplying images of the wrong areas. They were based on unreliable eye witness accounts of people who had claimed to have seen the plane.

I was annoyed that they kept wasting my time, even after it became clear that those witnesses couldn't have seen MH370 at all. But I would still invest time if they would supply significant images, of the area and during the time where it's most likely been. It's still possible that MH370 was photographed while it was still in the air.

That sentence has a 100% increase in has.

I have 5 years experience in programming rock stars.

The requirement for credit card information can only have come from American influence. Because credit cards are hardly ever used in Europe, that proposed law even sounds silly to me because of that.

Yesterday I went swimming in a pond but now I can't fin.. Oh look, a tweet.

Emmet Brown, is that you?

Maybe his wife has a chip on her shoulder.

You've misspelled "e.g.".

Maybe not. Has anyone carefully inspected their EULA?

Call me naive too, but I'm not convinced that there's a net downward movement of energy in the oceans. I'd say that the seabed overall is probably warmer than the cold water directly above it, so there should be a resulting upward transfer of energy.

That, and make sure their cookies don't get deleted.

So they should rename it to cheatah?