Said closure would cast a great Homer Simpson quote into obscurity:

"Oh, Diablo Canyon 2, why can't you be more like Diablo Canyon 1?"

If it walks like MSIE,
talks like MSIE,
crashes head-first into a BSOD from malware-laden doom like MSIE,
...it's a duck.

If it's Microsoft, it's a trap.

(Apologies to any fish-headed gents in the crowd.)

Could this be the year for Surface on the tablet??

This is so putrid. During every game this year, viewers are going to see a few scripted moments where a bunch of players/coaches will be standing around with their tablets and the TV commentators will discuss how marvelous/innovative the Surface tablets are. But during the rest of the game, watch closely: along the sidelines you will very rarely see anyone using their tablets

At some point during the season, a referee will make a controversial ruling after reviewing a replay using a Surface tablet (again, scripted moment).

But that's okay. I'll be watching not-the-NFL.

Ballmer: "Developers! Developers! Developers!"

Nadella: "Synergies! Synergies! Synergies!"

Hulu's not Plus, they're just big-boned...

Seriously, same opinion here: I won't pay to watch commercials.

Trey and Matt: have fun with the money.
Hulu: screw you guys, I am going home...(or rather, to Netflix)