That's all.

No. Windows is a dog.

I can just see groups of robots slowly rolling down the cobblestone streets announcing, in typical monotoned robot-voice fashion, "BRING...OUT...YOUR...DEAD..."

Someday, children will sing songs about it. In the meantime, please get off my plane. TY.

A good example of clickbait is a headline that intentionally withholds an important detail of what the article is about, while intentionally making you think it will apply to you.
An extreme example would be "Mass Murderers are Doing THIS to Hurt People Like You".

My favorite website for clickbait headlines is CNN.com. Here are some headlines I grabbed from them just now:

"Run this play, get a touchdown"

"He found this AFTER he finished his coffee"

"I'd have to do WHAT to eat that?"

"Stunned resident finds jellyfish in ..."

"Slashdot Poll"

Authentification?

It's a perfectly cromulentificated word.

Slashdot posters should run spell check, in my pecional opinion.

Maybe samzenpus prefers coffee over t?

Said closure would cast a great Homer Simpson quote into obscurity:

"Oh, Diablo Canyon 2, why can't you be more like Diablo Canyon 1?"

If it walks like MSIE,
talks like MSIE,
crashes head-first into a BSOD from malware-laden doom like MSIE,
...it's a duck.

At the local copy center: Lisa: I'd like 25 copies on Goldenrod. Clerk: Right. Lisa: 25 on Canary. Clerk: Mmhmm. Lisa: 25 on Saffron. Clerk: All right. Lisa: And 25 on Paella. Clerk: Ok, 100 yellow.

+6 Informative

If it's Microsoft, it's a trap.

(Apologies to any fish-headed gents in the crowd.)

There's got to be a joke about Palin/Alaska/Freezing/Microsoft in here somewhere...

Could this be the year for Surface on the tablet??

This is so putrid. During every game this year, viewers are going to see a few scripted moments where a bunch of players/coaches will be standing around with their tablets and the TV commentators will discuss how marvelous/innovative the Surface tablets are. But during the rest of the game, watch closely: along the sidelines you will very rarely see anyone using their tablets

At some point during the season, a referee will make a controversial ruling after reviewing a replay using a Surface tablet (again, scripted moment).

But that's okay. I'll be watching not-the-NFL.