This service will require an accurate measure of time, I think they should each have one of these.

http://longnow.org/clock/

I didn't read the article, but more than three nodes would suffice, along with other measurements of time.

I wasn't a developer on Drupal, but in 5 you could setup developer, editor, writer, reader, publisher, as different users and the ACLs with basic Drupal. You can use Drupal as code to manage your own php and most likely have ported that over rather than relying on modules. I was also just noticing the other day that, that's what kernel trap is running, so it can't be that bad.

That's my sock puppet right there.

"(aside perhaps from the certification)"

Yes, well then you understand why you won't be receiving the advertised salary then don't you?

"Oh, and I'm not a "pretentious dolt." I'm genuinely superior to you, intellectually."

Actually, the non-pretentious manner of expression here would be "You're a fucking idiot." - anyone other than a dolt would know better.

Almost 14 years ago I cut off my index finger while working at a sawmill. The finger was fused stiff so the knuckle was destroyed but the finger remains mangled, but somewhat usable.

First, get some exercise a little squishy ball or if at all possible some literal weight lifting for your hands, this can include the "hand-grips" or even a forearm weight.

Hand grips

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=hand+grip

Forearm weight

http://www.amazon.com/GoFit-GF-WFB-Wrist-Forearm-Blaster/dp/B0007W2FJA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=sporting-goods&qid=1288051339&sr=8-1-spell

Second, skills training. Get a darn typing program. If you used to play billiards - go play. Relearn how to do those things that you are best at, like tying your shoes and pay attention. You are going to relearn some very basic motor skills, pay attention to the way that unfolds, or has unfolded, just being mindful of the situation will help. For example, you will learn to do things with your right hand and tend to do things the same way with your left hand or vice versa.

Third, you are going to be alright, eventually you wil be surprised that it is normal.

For me personally, I prefer the thinest lightest keyboards I can find.

I want to know what 13 turns into? 1:30AM? 1PM? 1:30PM?

And is there a standards body willing to assume stewardship over your Time/Date markup language?

don't forget to verify that the system is using the proper fucking time in the first place.

I got what you were saying, dipshit (key user - I love that this implies that OTHER fucking people may have benefited from the work destroyed) didn't want to enter two characters, so scrapped what was probably a 300% increase in efficiency.

http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Extensive-Date-Parsing.aspx

STFU.

I love how retarded your description is.

800 = 8:00am
700 = 7:00pm

????

Seriously, stfu.

Seriously, who the fuck didn't know?

My next piece of information is very pertinent and costs money.

Nah, the thing you do is reverse engineer it, document everything and sell it back to them as intelligence.

Finally! The year of Linux on the Desktop!

APK! How are you doin' buddy? Long time no see? :p