Overclock your smartphone or tablet instead

Ever heard of catching a train?

If the systems are really that close to collapsing, then you know as well as I do that it'll happen at the worst possible moment, and you will get all of the blame for it.

Talk to your boss ASAP and highlight where the issues are and explain to him in monetary terms what will happen if the system screws up / how much time will be lost.

Push to see if you can afford to get someone else hired - even if it's a junior network engineer. You need to share the pain before it consumes you.

"Have you ever seen fire in zero gravity? It's beautiful. It's like liquid it... slides all over everything. Comes up in waves." I know it's not the same thing, but it reminded me of that film that I haven't watched in a while...

I remember we had three of these on trollies in my primary school - two had colour monitors, and one had a black and white monitor. Somehow I managed to network/schmooze/brown nose my way into becoming a "computer mover" when I was in the 5th year with two of my friends. We were tasked with moving the computers first thing on a Monday morning into a new classroom, who would then have it for a week. We'd plug it in, turn it on and load up the correct disk that the teacher wanted to use. I think that's where my love of computers came from right there. They were really good computers for their time. I gather that they were expensive, which is why they didn't find their way into many homes. However, a generation of British children did indeed grow up using them.

As long as there are websites out there that aren't been updated, then Flash is here to stay

When I bought my Samsung Galaxy Ace, someone suggested Moboplayer for media playback. I can't fault it - it works very well and allows me to stream video and audio from my Tversity media server straight to my phone.

I absolutely loved the original syndicate. It was one of the first games that I ever bought on my Amiga 1200. I remember saving up for it and everything! This sounds erm.... nothing like the original however. So what's the point of it?

So I just went to the zavilla webiste: The main page says "The development of Zavilia: Identify UK Rioters has been temporarily paused due to a substantial decrease in traffic and in user interactions. However, we fully intend to continue development at some point in the near future." In other words, either someone has got to them or there wasn't much of an interest anyway. Also, the old website has what? About 20 photos, most of which seem to have been taken from either Getty or Reuters. I can't exactly see this going anywhere.

Ummm... yeah, The problem being that many local shops and traders who lived in the area also had their shops broken into, stock looted and buildings burnt