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Brand them with a big "DUI" on their foreheads. While we're at it, we can come up with brands for pirates, adulterers, and thieves. Heck, maybe we can even bring back the old "rule of thumb"? My wife's been getting on my nerves lately . . .

s/Kardashian/Cardassian

FTFY.

Close.

Not before Monsanto found a market for their products feeding third-world European nations.

X^D

The US has to get over this belief they can bully everyone else in the world.

Who's gonna make us - you?

You see, I was in an automobile going through a yellow light, really fast. There was a mountain nearby. The combination of gravity and velocity created localized distortions in the space-time field making time go slower for me (Lorenz-Fitzgerald contraction, time dilation).

No, wait. That wasn't the first post . . . THIS IS!!!. Yay!! First Post!

Europe disappeared from the worldwide web today.

What could possibly go wrong?

Offtopic!?!. Bull - that was damned funny - and dead on-topic, in view of what we're talking about here.

8^0

If you're interesting enough that the NSA is watching what you do on your computer, the NSA is already watching what you do on your computer. Now that you have detected this, other (possibly less subtle) methods will be used to ensure that you are appropriately monitored . . . but kudos to you for catching the NSA! X^D

Oh, and First Post!

If not, you just stay right where you are . . . tovarishch.

I thought he committed suicide once or twice . . .

The only nation in human history to fight a nuclear war and win!

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