I don't have a Windows key, you insensitive clod.

(IBM Model M keyboard from 1996)

Well, does 'car accident' include pedestrians being hit by a car?

Fire makes everything better.

Be a real shame if a recording of that were to leak.

Static electricity?

Because the school locker is School property, but Facebook isn't?

However, shitting your own pants is sure to make the interview more interesting.

Plea Bargains save everyone time and money; as long a prosecutorial discretion exists, plea bargains will be possible. The alternative is the prosecutors office being required to pursue every single case. 5-17 year old took a nude picture of herself? Child Porn charges. kill in clear self defense? Murder charges. transpose two digits on your tax return? Tax Fraud charges.

There wouldn't be enough people to serve on the juries for the people that missed jury duty!

If it's an emergency, they can call 911.

It's easy for us in the US to decry China building massive projects, when we already have our transcontinental rail, interstate highways, panama canal, etc. which would require so much 'environmental review' today, (just look at the difficulty of building modern nuclear power plants.)

Ook.

So, If you disagree you must be a paid shill. Who's making ad-hominem attacks?

Funny story, back when I was contract testing at MS, I bugged that as potential privacy issue in Outlook Express before it was released but the triage team didn't think it was important enough to change.

Google used to take 30+ seconds to load for me, switched to Century Link, and now it loads effectively instantly...

Comcast sucks.

Everything you create is copyrighted automatically; unless you create it as part of your job, in which case it's owned by whoever paid you.