Comment What is this pink note attached to my check?? (Score 0) 453
"kthxbye"
"kthxbye"
Duh!!
Who tapped Merkel?
It's always good to have a neutral party weigh in on the issue. Now we know.
He has kind eyes.
IT turned out to be some kind of huge spider running around underground. Not the best ending.
I am glad the Jimmy Hoffa finally came back down.
Women don't fart, and neither do Martians.
1. PI is 3.0 - it was all a big rounding error.
2. Electromagnetic radiation is actually made up of very small continuous-motion machines called EVRDY Bunnies.
3. Adam was the first man to land on the moon.
4. The 39th element is Romanium.
5. The internet was invented by Nadia Elena Comaneci.
So much of the real world testing on new kernels comes only after its been released, and even then it doesn't hit Joe Sixpack's machine for several months.
One of these days I am going to meet Joe, and I am going to complement him on his Abs.
In the year 2035, there will still be a large number of speculative tech articles predicting ridiculous things in the decades to come. Really!
I can't see my data! Help, I have a bag over my head and I can't see my data. What should I do!
I do too. If the neighborhood is all-white, I don't want to live there. I am a Caucasian. I decided early on that I want a more diverse area for raising my kids. It has worked out very well. E pluribus unum.
To Infinity and Beyond!
Bobby was right, "Evrahbahdy muss git clohhned!"
Solutions are obvious if one only has the optical power to observe them over the horizon. -- K.A. Arsdall