Nobody here cares about that crap. Nobody ever will - it's the reason why there are zero comments on *every* story, and your apache logs are so thin.
Slashdot beta is utterly broken, but there's a fundamental problem that won't be fixed by rolling it back. We need to start afresh with a new site.
Dice holdings clearly bought the wrong website and are wrecking it, so it's time to set it up again elsewhere. We are slashdot.
Slashdot users are extremely unhappy with the new Slashdot Beta design. The comment section of every single post is devoted to dissatisfaction with the new design.
... ... The thing to keep in mind about community sites devoted to user generated content is that the users generate the content.
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