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The Lance Armstrong Defense.

The last thing we need is the IOC banning caffeine as a performance enhancement drug.

Remember that 9/11 was about 20 terrorists (the 20th terrorist couldn't get into the country) hijacking four planes to crash into the World Trade Center, Pentagon and White House. North Korea may have a million-man army, but they don't have 400,000 agents world-wide to strike out at movie theaters.

A "bad actor" would have an agent.

North Korea can't launch 20,000 9/11-style attacks if the movie gets released world-wide. Pulling the movie in the first place was plain stupid.

FTFY

An office tower would have been a better investment. Hire a company to manage the property, fix the toilets and collect the rents.

In-laws on my brother's side of the family bought a five-bedroom home for $1M because they had hoarded five bedrooms full of old furniture and other crap from 50+ years of marriage. The place was obscene. Kitchen was bigger than my 475 SQF studio apartment, wet bar was bigger than my kitchen. The 25-foot-tall electric fence with the mountain lion watching from the other side was interesting.

Old School(TM) Counterstrike had a map with a turd in the toilet. Shoot the turd and the toilet explodes.

With Duke Nukem Forever, you could play with the turd to earn an achievement.

Now get off my lawn!

With a turd in the toilet? I'll pass.

It's called chasing the American dream by keeping up with the Jones.

Big house? Check!
Big cars? Check!
Expensive clothing? Check!
Happy? Oh, hell no.

The sooner you stop chasing the American dream and start living a modest lifestyle, life becomes more rewarding.

Maybe it's THE CUSTOMER who is always right!

And grandma was a baboon!

It takes 40 years to figure out life, 40 years to save up for retirement, and 40 years watch everyone else die. At 45-years-old, I've completed one-third of my life. I'm too sexy to die young. If 120 years was good enough for Moses, it's good enough for me.