The original Atari disappeared in the 1980's.

French-based Infogrames bought Hasbro Interactive that owned the Atari IP and renamed itself Atari in the 2000's. I worked at the "new" Atari for six years, splitting my time between being a tester and a lead tester. They tried to "converge" with licensed Hollywood properties (i.e., "Enter The Matrix"), gone broke during the dot com bust, and sold all the studios that they paid two to four times what they were really worth. Today they are recycling games from the old Atari IP as mobile games.

Meh...

Global warming will make this problem more obvious, especially as cliff-side houses fall into the ocean and whole towns disappear from the flood plains as sea level rises.

I made an observation. You're the one with control issues (i.e., running off at the keyboard).

Spreadsheet or cellphone?

Build on a flood plain, make millions of dollars today, and let the tax payers pick up the bill after a catastrophic 100-year flood years later. Rinse, rebuild and repeat.

FTFY

A brand new "SPARC Inside" sticker.

Some drunk driving a motorboat with the anchor dragging above the ocean floor will latch on to above ocean floor tunnel, causing a massive leak and/or damaging the boat. This is why it's better to build the tunnel in bedrock.

My 2006 Black MacBook ran for eight years until the CPU fan gave out. I didn't bother to get it repaired at the Apple Store. Although Snow Leopard OS X ran perfectly fan, updates to existing software no longer supported the 32-bit CPU. Better to save up for new hardware to run the latest and greatest.

A Yellowstone supereruption would wipe out two-thirds of the northern hemisphere. If that have gone off, ashy rain would be the least of our problems.

I'm American. My French isn't that great. :P

I thought that was moonshine liberating me.

After a 30 year celebration on Endor to celebrate the end of the Empire, Han Solo got stuck with the beer bill for all those drunken Ewoks.

That's no moon. It's some kid's damn RC toy.

Dear Santa,

We need someone who has five years of experience in a new technology that came out six months ago. We can only pay in milk and cookies. Please send ASAP!

Love,

HR Dept.