Or it will lead them to discover Episode I and they will finally understand why the Second Dark Ages occurred.

Don't I feel stupid. I was wondering what this word (seemingly from French) "ballache" meant. Then it dawned on me.

And if my dad posted to slashdot I'd check for pods in the basement.

It's okay, Og. Come out of the cave. It's warm out here.

I think you greatly underestimate how difficult it is to wage war on your own populace. Imagine Iraq, but with everyone armed, your own troops defecting, and every person you kill potentially related in some way to people who are on your side. Oh, and any infrastructure you destroy is your own.

http://gowatchit.com/

Isn't it obvious?!

He has evidence:

1. The moon landing was faked.
2. The U.S. is complicit in the alien abduction of its citizens.
3. The U.S. is reverse engineering alien technology at area 51.
4. Bigfoot is real and a consultant for the DEA.
5. JFK was killed by Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis.
6. The U.S. is run by lizard people of which George W. Bush is one. (Also Morena Baccarin.)
7. Jimi Hendrix, Buddy Holly, and other supposedly dead musicians are alive, well, and immortal prisoners in an underwater city in the Atlantic for the rich and powerful.
8. (The truth about eight is too awful to print.)
9. Tater Tots are PEOPLE.

I think that means it's a bad idea to play golf indoors even if you've previously destroyed most of the lighting.

As someone who posts as AC on a regular basis out of laziness, I can safely say I'm just as willing to make a fool of myself with my pseudonym as I am as an AC. Your argument is flawed.

There are those who say life here began out there.

You debased yourself by calling them whores and in your own defense you cite a morality which gains its authority through the denegration of others, because, hey, it doesn't distinguish between male and female.

Your morality is based on fear. It denegrates both the "booth babes" and you. Cling to it at your own peril.

What's his name now?

The fictional future is always so much cooler than the real future.

The real danger is watching Star Wars with these in the room. *R2 sad whistle*

You're kidding, right? Please tell me you are kidding.

They said the same shit about rock and roll. And it was bullshit then and it's bullshit now.

And there IS rap that has a positive message. What's the "listen to rap" equivalent of "read a fucking book"?