Me: "Hi, I'd like to complete your cancellation of our contract."
AT&T: "OUR cancellation? How do you figure that?"
Me: "Well our contract was for unlimited data access, and you have announced that you no longer offer unlimited data access, so that means you've canceled our contract."
The 'Watson' computer system uses natural-language processing techniques to break down questions into their structural components and then search its database for relevant answers.
Well DUH, that won't work! On Jeopardy they give you the answer and you have to respond with the question. Geez, haven't they ever watched the show?
"..and the other is a black screen with white font which he uses prompt commands on"
Wait, how do they know he wasn't running MSDOS?
Surely if he was running a Microsoft OS then it couldn't be terrorism.
The optimum committee has no members. -- Norman Augustine