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Comment Sorry, no. Informatica FTW! (Score 2) 338

Having installed both BOBJ and Oracle (and numerous other "Enterprise" software packages), I can confidently say that setting up even a small Informatica system is by far the most painful, error prone, and infuriating experience I've ever had in my 2+ decades of experience.

I usually start the process by crawling into a corner in the fetal position and sobbing uncontrollably for 30 minutes, cuz I know the next week of my life will be complete hell. Then I throw away the docs, since I know they're a work of fiction. 5-7 days of random typing and button pressing later, I may finally have a functional Informatica system.

Comment Public schools fail, so give them more ? (Score 4, Insightful) 729

If the current system is failing, why would we want to give kids even more of it ?

Much learning occurs *outside* of classrooms. Learning to be a good person, how to camp, swim, fish, etc. and enjoy life.And how to work, btw. I'm not aware of any curriculum that includes those classes. Are we going to add them in those 3 more months of failed public schooling ?

Our school system has many issues (starting w/ the NEA and - ironically - underpaid teachers). Turning it into a 12 year long death march isn't going to fix it. In the "land of the free", its important for kids to know what freedom is.

Comment Beer is good food! (Score 2) 340

Massive doses of B vitamins, purified water (you know fish breed in that stuff ?), yeast hulls, and reduced stress levels.

Alas, as a Libertarian, Mssr. Obama's socialist leanings disallow me from voting for him, but I applaud his choice of quality beverage. Perhaps a good pint of Pliney, or a Firestone Parabola, or Black Butte XXIV, will clear his mind. I'd be happy to volunteer a pint of my excellent Saison or Belgian Quad if it will end America's perpetual war on "whoever we're trying to kill at the moment:"

(Have no fear, I have no such delusions that Mssr. Romney will be swayed by a friendly magic pint - mores the pity...)

Comment Glasses ? No thanks, my contacts work great (Score 1) 166

Seems to me someone just announced a new electronic buggy whip. I've been wearing multifocal contacts for 2 years and love them. They're less than $200/yr if you know where to look, and if you've got decent insurance, they're basically free. So why would I want some huge electonic goggles perched on my nose again ?

Comment Everyone over 40 isn't a COBOL programmer... (Score 1) 599

Not sure I understand the fixation w/ COBOL here...I'm well past 40, and have only wrangled a bit of COBOL in my 30 year career. Lots of C/C++, Java, Perl, Python, Javascript, etc., but damn little COBOL.

As stated elsewhere, one cause is probably just burning out and moving on to something else. Or moving to the position of manager who's making those hiring decisions. Or, if you're actually good at software engineering, moving into consulting.

ftm, if you're a great developer w/ lots of experience, you probably also have a pretty wide network. The last 16+ years of my career, CV's have been just a formality (if required at all), cuz I already knew the hiring manager.

Open Source

Linux Kernel 2.6.32 Released 195

diegocg writes "Linus Torvalds has officially released the version 2.6.32 of the Linux kernel. New features include virtualization memory de-duplication, a rewrite of the writeback code faster and more scalable, many important Btrfs improvements and speedups, ATI R600/R700 3D and KMS support and other graphic improvements, a CFQ low latency mode, tracing improvements including a 'perf timechart' tool that tries to be a better bootchart, soft limits in the memory controller, support for the S+Core architecture, support for Intel Moorestown and its new firmware interface, run-time power management support, and many other improvements and new drivers. See the full changelog for more details."

Comment No, they're not worth it. (Score 1) 345

Code reviews are highly subjective, human endeavors. I've certainly wasted more than a little of my life in "reviews" that were nothing more than personality driven, agenda laden time-wasters that usually surfaced little more than grammatical erros in comments. *If* the reviewers actually bother to look at the code before making comments.

Here's a little exersize you might want your boss to be involved in:

  • Grab an arbitrary piece of code from outside your organization.
  • Inject 10 or so errors or other issues into it
  • Divide your usual review crew into 2 groups to review the code separately.
  • Tell one group that the code was written by a new intern, so you'd like them to eyeball it.
  • Tell the other group that the code was written by your most senior developer (preferably, one w/ a big ego), and they need to review it "cuz the boss says we have to"
  • Compare how many issues each group finds/reports.

I suspect you already have a good idea what the outcome will be. That should be enough to tell you how effective code reviews are.

Automated code formatters/code inspectors, along with decent compilers/linkers (or interpreters) will surface most of the issues that code reviews find.

Instead of pissing away valuable developer time, put those reviewers to work writing and executing tests. Right away, you'll discover whether the code is testable. And then you'll discover whether its actually correct.

Tests don't have egos, agendas, personal axes to grind, or coworkers they don't want to piss off. They don't take vacations or sick days. They don't have opinions about the author of the code. They usually don't leave the company. They generally don't have an opinion about how many/few comments there are, or if the code has been formatted to corporate spec (unless those tests are executed as part of the automated tools mentioned above). Sure they can be drudgery to write, but its the only real way to know if the code actually does whats its supposed to.

Businesses

Abused IT Workers Ready To Quit 685

An anonymous reader writes to tell us that new research is suggesting as many as a quarter of all IT staff in small to medium businesses have suffered some sort of abuse and are looking for careers elsewhere (PDF). "The study also found that over a third have suffered from sleepless nights or headaches as a result of IT problems at work, while 59 percent spend between one and 10 hours a week working on IT systems outside normal hours. ... The biggest cause of stress among IT staff is problems arising from operational day-to-day tasks, the survey found. Another major cause came from loss of critical data, according to Connect."
Security

Al-Qaeda Web Sites Go Offline 284

thefickler writes "Four out of the five Al-Qaeda online forums have disappeared. The terrorist group used these forums to relay messages to its supporters. The four that have gone missing seem to have taken a hit back on September 10, the day before the annual video marking the 9/11 attacks was due to be disseminated. No one knows who is responsible for the sites' disappearance."

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