Really? How about Grandma? She can come and live with you, right? She doesn't need no stinking government sending her SS checks or taking SS out of your pay to pay her. BTW, she'd like a ground floor suite and she'll be needing some live in help to get through the day and put her to bed at night...change her diapers. Unless...hey, you could do that. Hint, the safety pins go on the outside of the diaper.
Hmmm...come to think of it, Bert's Drug and Fishbait Shop has some magic pills they'd like to sell to members of your family. They're probably safe so there's no need for FDA oversight...since you won't pay for that. Your family wouldn't mistakenly buy these on the buy-one-get-one-free sale down at the local pharmacy...but if they do and have a bad reaction, they can live with you and Grandma.
You brother would also like a room, recall he's the one injured on the job and can no longer work. But it is okay, he'll take a second floor suite.
Your Aunt Essie was recently divorced from her alcoholic husband and has no current work skills and will be out on the street unless you give her a room too.
Hey, this is really just like old times with the extended family all looking to you to provide for them. Please be generous, they are your family, ya know.