Alternatively, it supports the assertion that the country enjoys one party rule--The Progressive Party. Those understanding that this route only leads to European-style collapse, and opposing it, will be crushed.

Oh, so I don't agree with you, and thus I'm being disingenuous?

Police are searching for them under an old Ethernet bridge.

My trick: never going to CNN

But they found no such correlation for juices or diet sodas.

Exercise delays that. Plus it makes you feel better every day until then.

Agree. Correct for body fat percentage and get back to us.

My prime suspect: Random correlation.
My second guess: the study was faulty in some way and can't be reproduced.
My third guess: people who regularly drink sugary sodas are less healthy in general, so measurements of poor health correlate to sugary soda consumption.

For some purely subjective definition of 'conservative', which actual conservatives would reject, sure. It's your 1st Amendment right to be daft, and you do exercise it with flair.

Great question. It's not clear that mortal terminology applies much, but I await some news in eternity.

And scientists aren't doing that constantly? Look at the groovy symbols, man. All that could well be true, or turn out to be a big, fat brontosaurus.
These are the conjectures of the day. Are they so much phlogiston? If we're going to allow that Jesus Christ may not be the Messiah (and we should, lest we fall into fanaticism) then we should fall equally short of fetishing science as though these squishy theories couldn't be overturned next week.

. . .beyond that, all bets are backed up somewhere on the spectrum of realipolitik from gentle encouragement to gun-barrel-up-the-nose.