"the great Internet is in danger of turning into a lawless range of chaos, where you're allowed to bully, insult, and deceive limitlessly."
It's not already?
Or, better yet, if security really was the goal, develop a C-like language that was secure by design?
And then why don't you make it compile to non-native code, so you can do code analysis at runtime? Might as well give it a good standard library that uses all the features so people would try writing stuff. Of course, you can't name it C then, maybe you should give it a catchier name with some punctuation or other pun on the language.
Hey, wait a minute...
and Von Neumann would do it in his head
Ah yes, the classical separation of code and data.
Java is a wonderful language
I understand those words but not their meaning together.
Get hold of portable property. -- Charles Dickens, "Great Expectations"