That's pathetic. All that effort to make a super-thin device, and you have to put it another case to protect it. Nokia would laugh.

Get a non-toy phone.

It's amusing that Apple can't get sapphire-coated glass to work. Sapphire glass for checkout scanners is a standard product. Every Home Depot checkout scanner has sapphire-coated glass. People slide metal tools across those for years without damage.

Apparently you missed 95% of my sentence. Here it is, again.

If they had put a checkbox somewhere to tell the whole workspaces thing to fuck off and be a normal desktop, I wouldn't have had an issue with it.

The scary thing is I don't know if you're being silly or serious.

Ah, is it? Never had one myself. I saw it on the upper and lower, and presumed that meant something like all the other bits rather than branding.

They don't need a warrant if they're not trying to gather admissible evidence. See "parallel construction" for an example of what they do with this data.

That's the fun part about so many infections...

The more people with the virus, the more chances for mutations per given unit of time. The more chances for mutations, the higher the chance of a nasty mutation arising.

I'm hopeful the next era you let us turn off that fucking cashew without jumping through 30 flaming hoops.

Stop cleaning the barrel and watch what happens.

Breaking into someone's domicile or brandishing a deadly weapon shouldn't have an undo button.

... also known as "Glocks."

Depending on the gun, those might stop it from functioning anyway! (sometimes catastrophically)

You've a non-zero chance of being impaled with a sword falling from the sky (one could fall out of an aircraft that has one in it's cargo, or fall from a highrise) - but I'd think saying "yet" here would sound incredibly silly.

It doesn't, but it would (presuming it functions) prevent them from shooting up the place with it.

That man was stupid at several levels.

Even if it was unloaded, you can still cause injury - what does he think the cap is, a unicorn fart?

The fun part of #3 would be keeping it clean enough to function reliably.