Comment FIxed that for you, Your Honour... (Score 1) 328
"In my judgment, the words complained of are wholly incapable of conveying any meaning at all."
No, I haven't been recently... that's why I have ~140' of book-filled shelves.
These scientists have no sense of perspective. They should get out of their labs for a run round the pitches instead of sitting around discovering things!
If all else fails, lower your standards.