Comment solutions (Score 0) 67
Can somebody buy that guy some clippers or tweezers to solve his problem of having only a single eyebrow?
Comment Re:Success breeds success (Score 1) 118
no, but mitt romney does?
No, but he can become one in the afterlife if he has enough wives on Earth prior to his death.
Comment hosts file (Score 3, Funny) 390
I would switch, but then I'd have to rewrite my hosts files.
Comment Re:You made one important mistake (Score 1) 10
And one more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K...
Comment Re:You made one important mistake (Score 1) 10
Comment Re:As if the boobs weren't enough (Score 1) 10
Nah, the Jebster is her choice. The Bushes and Clintons are very close, and ever since the rumored "McCain / Lieberman UNITY YOU GUYS" ticket rumors I think Hitlary wants to emulate that.
Can you imagine the scale of the fawning press coverage of Hitlary, an open lesbian, and Jeb Bush on the same ticket?
The media would slobber over that even more than the NY Times slobbered over Mussolini, Hitler, and Stalin in the 1930's.
In other words, A LOT.
Can you imagine the scale of the fawning press coverage of Hitlary, an open lesbian, and Jeb Bush on the same ticket?
The media would slobber over that even more than the NY Times slobbered over Mussolini, Hitler, and Stalin in the 1930's.
In other words, A LOT.
Comment Re:As if the boobs weren't enough (Score 1) 10
Also: Her running mate will be....
Jeb Bush.
One People. One Party. One Leader.
Jeb Bush.
One People. One Party. One Leader.
Comment Stop picking on Frau Fuhrer, you homophobe. (Score 1) 3
Report to re-education camp immediately.
Journal Journal: How Hillary will win in 2016 10
Step 1: She'll come out of the closet, admitting one of the worst kept secrets in history is true.
Step 2: The Media will fall all over themselves to say how COURAGEOUS! and HISTORIC!! this is.
Step 3: Paint anyone who opposed Frau Fuhrer as a homophobe. After all, you're a hater is you don't vote for the first lesbian President.
Step 2: The Media will fall all over themselves to say how COURAGEOUS! and HISTORIC!! this is.
Step 3: Paint anyone who opposed Frau Fuhrer as a homophobe. After all, you're a hater is you don't vote for the first lesbian President.
Comment Re:Any other examples that anyone's spotted? (Score 1) 186
But how many of the entries on that page are hoaxes about being hoaxes?
Much like the turtles, it's hoaxes all the way down.
Comment Re:The real question (Score 1) 237
His Nexus 6 wrapped in toilet paper was hidden in the adjacent stall...
Hopefully a Roy, not a Leon.
Journal Journal: ISIS in Mexico 3
Comment Re:Lobbying and Contributions (Score 1, Interesting) 441
This is a 'troll'? Somebody must have changed the moderation guidelines again.
Comment Re:For nerds, ESA = Ecological Society of America (Score 1) 153
No, this is about old stuff, so they are clearly trying to protect Earth Orbit Station.
Comment Re:Hell No Hillary (Score 1) 676
Oh please.
2016 Election: Cruz vs. Clinton -- You'll vote Clinton.
Just like you would if it was Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Scott Walker, Rick Perry, Jeb Bush...
You'll vote for Clinton, and happily remind yourself she'd be Obama's third term -- only a bigger disaster than Obama's been.
2016 Election: Cruz vs. Clinton -- You'll vote Clinton.
Just like you would if it was Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Scott Walker, Rick Perry, Jeb Bush...
You'll vote for Clinton, and happily remind yourself she'd be Obama's third term -- only a bigger disaster than Obama's been.
