You had my curiosity, then I read this:

Now you have my attention.

(Not enough to RTFS however. This is Slashdot...)

I had heard of it, but never used it until earlier this year. I wanted some custom bottle caps made and the company only accepted files made with very expensive programs... or Inkscape.

You know nothing of my family or where I came from.

So here it is in a nutshell:

I worked my ass off working shitty fast food jobs to pay my own way through college, got a degree, and a good job. Had nothing to do with my "family connections" or "white privilege" or any other lame ass excuse used by people that don't have any success.

YOU are to blame for your failures in life. Not your family upbringing, not your race, or any other secondary attribute.

Considering I'm originally from Toledo, Ohio -- not far from Milan, Ohio, and seeing as how Thomas Edison was able to put his gifts to good use despite being born into a poor family and having health issues, I'll take those odds.

I have earned everything I have. I would have no problem doing that in any era.

Roll it back to 1911. Not just because an iconic firearm was born, but roll it back to before the first Fascist American President, Woodrow Wilson, took office.

The US has its own internet. It's called: The Internet.

Eat a dick you sanctimonious jackass.

Is Inkscape's handling of text any better?

RFK rode his brothers coattails. Are you suggesting that when Moochelle "Lt. Commander Worf" Obama is elected that we can start using BHO?

And since when are you the guy who apparently makes all the rules for posters on Slashdot?

Presidents whose last names have occurred only once in federal politics have been referred to by their last names. Ever hear anyone talk about RWR, RMN, DDE, HCH, or GRF? No, of course not.

Apparently you've never heard of JFK.

So Bush was right all along.

<NelsonMuntz>HA, HA!</NelsonMuntz>

A Christian's generosity wouldn't be so limited either.

Limited? I'm being very generous giving Wendy Davis anything more than a single digit IQ. Her supporters are even dumber.

And you are correct, I'm not a redneck.

But perhaps I should shamelessly rip off a famous redneck....

If you complain about the government mismanaging Hurricanes Katrina and Sandy, and yet clamor for even more government.... you might be a liberal.

If you complain that people aren't being compassionate when they don't want their taxes raised, and yet give nothing to charity... you might be a liberal.

If you think that it's not OK to kill an animal for food, but that it is OK to kill an unborn baby for convenience.... you might be a liberal.

They almost write themselves....

Fusta would never go to a retirement home. Not enough tin foil there to help him keep the CIA mind control waves out of his head.

Given the sheer number of retards on the left, this is shooting fish in a barrel.

For example, take Abortion Barbie, aka Wendy Davis, for example -- that woman's IQ is barely room temperature, and I'm feeling generous this morning.

Blackjack and hookers, duh.