Because they're not in my Congressional district?

First heard this one way back when Sun flirted with OpenStep:

"All the Wood Behind One Arrow"

Or one of these

... I've done this several times.

Weather names (tornado, hurricane, etc.)

The Rugrats (angelica, tommy, chuckie, etc.)

Doctor Who companions (zoe, romana, etc.)
I almost had one project up to sv7, but the bean counters only bought six servers.

My latest project had the workstations named after muscle cars of the '60s (Mustang, Camaro, Chevelle, etc) and the servers named after land-yachts (Fleetwood, Continental, etc).

Or Druid. Don't know if I've got the room for one of their clocks, though.

If they were smart, they'd make it smell like coconut suntan lotion.

Mmmmm...