Journal: Some sigs

Here are some cool .sigs I've seen recently:

make install; not war

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I'm a viral meme! Put me in your .sig and help me spread!

This .sig no verb!

find / -name '*base*' |xargs chown -R us && mv zig greatjustice

<pun type="bad">I'm a nut with a custom kernel!</pun>

Failure is not an option. (It comes bundled with Windows XP.)

Uncle Sam sent me to the Persian Gulf and all I got was this lousy syndrome!

Cole's Axiom: The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant. The population is growing.

Windows - A thirty-two bit extension to a sixteen-bit graphical shell and patch to an eight-bit operating system originally coded for a four-bit microprocessor which was written by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.

Choose your allies carefully, as it is highly unlikely you will be held accountable for the actions of your enemies.

The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners.

I've found the loophole in democracy. It's stupid people. Vast masses of stupid people.

OS X: Because it was easier to make Unix user friendly than to fix Windows.

We are the Superconductors. Resistance is futile.

"Sco Darl McBride"~="IBM Scarred Clod"

Somewhere in Texas, there's a village missing its idiot.

I'll be posting a new journal entry with more later.

-Ashton