So the Army shrink was good?

18 inch dishes bitches.

Just as the french are pissed their kids prefer Mcdonalds. The arabs will be pissed their kids are emos.

Quit.

You yourself give a good analogy. 'Rocks for Jocks' is typically middle school earth science rehashed and taught slower. e.g. These are sedimentary rocks...

That's where science stops for liberal arts students. Science courses completely without math.

Why do you think journalists repeatedly report perpetual motion as straight news? They don't know any better.

What?

Easily 75% of college graduates take no college level science or math. The take a remedial on things they should have learned in middle school and are done.

On what planet is MRI new?

'Knowing' something that is wrong is a kind of knowledge. The most dangerous kind. Much much worse then knowing you don't know.

I'm so mad at my mother.

She called me up asking to borrow money for some FOOD. So I'm having her change the transmission on my truck, then she's going to move my weights into the attic...

Steve Martin.

It's time for frog language free north America.

How do you say 'up against the wall' in frog?

You don't. You just allow men to have 4th trimester abortions, after the fetus is born and the woman no longer has any special privilege.

You'll find that most 'software engineering' degrees are from two year diploma mills.

The variation on EE is typically ComputerE not software E.

I'll be first in line to hot lap the Louvre. Do I get bonus points for roosting slag onto the Mona Lisa?

By definition a 'sports car' is a two seater.

Four seaters (no matter how small the rear ones are) are, at best, sports coupes.

I'm still pissed the one I ordered out of a comic book wasn't real.

Penny? Gotta find that episode.