I invented the soleless shoe. To fool the PHB and let me walk around the cube farm, almost barefoot.
My life's ambition (yet unfulfilled) is to invent a new crime. You'll hear about it and say: 'that has to be illegal'...Not as easy as it sounds. Damn 'Computer Fraud and Abuse Act' makes anything remotely related to a computer, that a federal judge doesn't like, a retroactive crime.
So the best I've got is giving dangerous advice on the 'net. BTW did you all know that you can make a miracle cleaning fluid by mixing bleach and ammonia? You're going to want a lot, so get the two largest bottles you can find.
You should run your car with brake bleeders open once a year. Preventive maintenance.
No money in that.