Penny? Gotta find that episode.

It's about the same as fox news. The same as the others, but from the other side.

Don't believe anything any of them report.

They come over from Redit.

They should just look for the Redit cookies and redirect them to an echo chamber, where they can complement each others spelling.

BMW secret decoder ring tools are now common enough. Just in time for all the German cars to be junk.

Not the well driller. The dowser.

He gets $X (say the cost of 3 holes), he pays the drill rig until he finds water. Even if the rigs costs exceed $X.

They would not take the deal. Unless they knew there was water everywhere. Even then...

Have you been paying attention:

Synthetic opioids are the opium of the masses. Duh.

Bread, circuses and oxycontin.

I got an honest answer once.

It might all be bullshit, but it helps me cope.

Either there are multiple groups of aliens, each running around a different content. Or the Aliens are a mixture of folklore, hucksters and psychos.

There are persistently different types of aliens reported, separated by earthbound culture.

Western Europe: Greys...anal probes.

South America/Africa: Big headed, sharp toothed, hungry...no anal probes.

Asia: Yet another variation, which I forget.

Just to put this report in context. There is no such thing as 'the Sacramento County Water District'.

Closest is 'Sacramento Suburban Water District'. It's balkanized as hell. I've got tasty river water. Other neighborhoods get well water. Don't buy a house anywhere without tasting the water first.

Weigh the rest of this 'data' appropriately.

The Amazing Randy has $1 million waiting for you to come and claim. You fucking liar.

I know you guys are circle jerking.

But: Drip irrigation. Change to less water intensive crops. Desalination. etc etc

You may now resume your leftist love fest.

37.5 hours of actual 'work'? I laugh at your claim.

Do you count vegging out in meetings as work? Daily scrum? etc etc

I'll believe there is an actual STEM grad shortage when the pinheads stop wasting so fucking much time on non-work. Start by putting all the net negative producers on the street.

US bonds are already returning below inflation, a fact that should tell you something about the health of the 'market' in bonds.

How broken is the French bond market to return even less? In the USA at least I understand the scam (the Federal Reserve will never allow a bond auction to reflect actual borrowing costs, much less go off undersubscribed), Is the European Central Bank buying all of Europes excess government bonds (I thought they were only buying the Greek, Italian and Spanish ones)?

Can anybody guess the secret identity of typo-man?

No engineering degrees. Unqualified political appointee, same as the rest of the commission. Bet the masters is an MA.

'Energy and Resources'? Guarantee that's a liberal arts program.