Thank god it was an older child then.

Your moral values intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'm sure you could hide one in a counter - it's the size of a normal midtower/full tower case.

Anyways, I'm not sure what GP was talking about, but I would be really surprised if a slashdot reader had no idea what freakin iMacs were... Not exactly the latest or most obscure innovation from Apple...

Your ideas intrigue me. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Seriously though, do you have one? Sounds like it would be a good read.

How nice would that be? If the iPhone was also waterproof? I mean, all they really need to do is make the headphone port have a little spring-latch of some kind that only opens when you push it in with a headphone plug. And make sure that water can't enter the device through the speaker or microphone. And they're pretty much set.

I'm not sure that's true. Practically every power supply I've seen has a little warranty sticker that will rip if you open it, and they definitely don't service it if that sticker's ripped (of course you can get third party stickers...)

I agree. Jokes should never be offensive.

Or just tell them you lost it, even if you haven't dropped it in water or lost it. And then do it again once you get the new one. Repeat ad nauseam. Profit. (Did I miss a step?)

uhhh... Mac Pro? Or did Apple suddenly cease production?

Oh, right, forgot about the cloaking device on the new generation =).

If I had mod points... Good post sir. Too bad there will be plenty of anti-apple posts that wont take into account any logic you have presented. Just cause it's cool to be anti-apple.

A projector that might see more uses than just showing photos. i.e. one built into a small laptop/netbook.

Because not every computer can load six hundred and eighteen tabs? And that way you wont have to go back to the archives sixty times and right click or middle click 618 times? You're missing instructions in your instruction set!

"Interstate mail-order or net purchases are tax free"

Actually, they're not... I don't know about mail-order, but you're technically supposed to report net purchases and pay tax for them anyways.

Uhm, yeah, they're usually the ones leading the revolt.

or, you know, you could have some balls and use the bandwidth you pay for $30 a month in any way you want until they tell you otherwise

Can we please be a bit more civil (in reference to your title) and less like nitpicky assholes? All I did was disprove the parent's point, which was that there's a huge difference in pricing.