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Comment Re:In before the trolls (Score 1) 172

Open Source ... merely guarantees that all of the bugs can be found.

Well it seems like Closed Source "merely guarantees that all of the bugs can be found" by crackers. (NO, they're not hackers.) They seem to do a pretty good job of finding and exploiting problems withOUT any copy of the source for reference.

(Well, I presume they don't. Maybe Bill Gates has a whole independent second fortune that we don't know about. Or: how DID Balmer afford to pay $2B for a bunch of guys walking around while bouncing a ball?)

Comment And God responds back... (Score 2) 452

Eliza says: "So you say you feel the need to worship me. Tell me more."

GLaDOS says: "Well it's about bloomin' time. Go reattach that part that fell off me already."

Clippy says: "You appear to be writing a holy book. Would you like to change my appearance to one of my 666 skins before I begin to hel...p? "

Submission + - Article: The Secret Life of Passwords (nytimes.com)

grep -v '.*' * writes: "We despise them – yet we imbue them with our hopes and dreams, our dearest memories, our deepest meanings. They unlock much more than our accounts."

Interesting article on people choosing their own NOT "fully safe" passwords.

For years I've used self-generated passwords as reminders or motivation. (As opposed to Stapling Batteries to Horses!) A very long time ago one of my passwords was "hYTTagt?" — have You Talked To a girl today? I'm shy, so that was a good prompting reminder.

Now, with a password manager, they're all randomized garbage to whatever the respective system will accept.

(What do you mean you want exactly 9 Latin character symbols each with exactly 2 strokes? Who the hell writes systems like that now-a-days? Do you think you're avoiding a SQL Injection Attack? (See: Bobby Tables.) )

Comment I don't NEEED no stickin' source code.... (Score 1) 143

Researchers have unearthed highly advanced malware ... spy on a wide range of international targets in diverse industries

Oh my! Evil people are actively breaking into computers! Just imagine what they could do if they actually had the source code to what the targets run.

It's only by using proprietary software are we able to keep ourselves safe like this.

Comment It takes government to save every village (Score 1) 92

It takes a government to save every village in the world...

Ideas that work well ... oftentimes only apply to the specific area which was studied. ... charitable development needs to stop thinking big and start working incrementally, village by village

But wait! Homogenizing problems is what the government excels at! It's "too hard" to examine all of the individual situations*, and they'll all match up in the wash, so let's come up with a single, proven solution that solves things for everyone, everywhere, always. Any Unforeseen Consequences, if they exist, have a short Half-Life.

I really hadn't considered that NGOs had succumbed to this, I thought it was just something in the culture in D.C. and elsewhere. (Space aliens from Mars with their mind control, still pining for our Earth women, maybe.)

So is this a self-limiting thing of politics, the gathering of people and ideas together for a common cause? In order to reach a consensus you have to flatten out the facts SO MUCH that in some situations you miss the problem completely or even aggravate it?

(This does not bode well for the upcoming One World Government. Maybe the Illuminati invented the internet for this very reason?)

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*) Unless one of the members needs to profit from a particular situation; then we'll make an exception.

Comment Re:innovation thwarted (Score 1) 137

Supremes: a bunch of senile old luddites. Lesser judges ... judge du jour

Now now, be very careful there or someone'll attempt to go all GitMo on your a$$.

Why? Because you might be telling the truth there. And then they'll escort and torture (sorry, "interview") you until you finally tell them exactly what they want to hear.

Understand? Not what you said -- or not even perhaps the truth as you know it -- but what they expect and want you to say; the truth that they want to hear.

And then they'll stop -- who continues to torture a person once they've finally told everything they know?

(Because if they did, you might change your story yet again and that might make them ACTUALLY upset with you.)

Comment Re:innovation thwarted (Score 1) 137

Innovation?

No ... Lesser judges wouldn't let them.

"There's nothing new under the sun."
--- Proverb

... "and it's our job to make sure it STAYS that way."
--- entrenched corporate interests.

"...unless we own or can completely control them."
--- entrenched corporate interest lawyers.

Comment Re:innovation thwarted (Score 1) 137

They were either a CATV system or not a CATV depending on the way the ... judge du jour

So: the judges weren't all consistent with each other throughout the legal system. I'd like to sue them over this but unfortunately I have no standing to do so, and even if I tried the courts wouldn't even begin to listen to me.

If only there were a company around that had a nonsensical judgement against them that could perhaps start working on this (... if only they weren't broke.)

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