National Cable & Telecommunications Association v. Brand X Internet Services happened.

2. depends on how competently the pipeline is operated. And the likely answer to that is "not very".

Transcanada does not exactly have a stellar record. Their Keystone phase 1 pipeline sprung 14 leaks in its first two years of operation. Across their network, they average better than 70 spills per year.

And their Bison natural gas pipeline blew the fuck up after just 6 months of operation.

I wouldn't trust these guys to operate a garden hose, much less a pipeline carrying dibit over a major aquifer.

Sasktel.

And pulse dialing simply doesn't work, period. You flip the switch on a phone to pulse and nothing happens when you try to dial.

Assuming they follow their own law (Bill C-16, An Act to Amend the Canada Elections Act, passed in 2007), the next election is on October 19, 2015, the third Monday in October, 4 years after the last election.

Constitutionally, the latest an election could occur is in early July of 2016, as Parliament would have be dissolved by May 23rd.

Up here, Sasktel got dropped pulse dialing support sometime in 2012.

Up here, those phones wouldn't even work anymore, at least not without a converter. The telephone company stopped supporting pulse dialing almost 3 years ago.

It's intended to look cute as an anti-road rage measure.

Fairly sure that's the usual for Canada also. It was when I was in elementary school.

1. No, it is not controversial. It's nonsense that is rightly rejected. 30 vaccines is a drop in the ocean compared to the onslaught of viruses and bacteria they got exposed to on their way out of the womb, much less what they deal with every day.

2. And most people your age can enjoy having shingles later in life because of that. It really sucks, hence the desire for children to never get chickenpox.

Or they don't have a gas cap at all.

You forgot step 1.5) Engage in "parallel construction" to conceal the warrantless communications monitoring.

As opposed to Harper who's been running up the debt (and was doing so before the economy fucked up) and is now taking an axe to everything useful in government and selling off crown assets to "balance" the budget.

Or university students. I believe UCF=University of Central Florida.

Dealing with uppity university students, I'd presume.

First graders? Unless I'm running into a namespace collision, UCF is University of Central Florida.