A car which automatically takes me places I don't want to go, based on my browsing history.
Well, I intend to live forever....
So far, so good.
Remember the time you helped your uncle jack off a horse?
That's phonetically correct and even spelled correctly, but it's miscommunication all the same.
Unless you don't actually have an Uncle Jack, that is.
Actually it is the word of God written down by man, and therefore, for all intents and purposes was written by God.
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One of the best arguments for gun control is embodied in the Oscar Pistorius murder trial going on in South Africa right now. Thank to guns, he was able to kill his girlfriend through a closed door. His defence is basically that he mistook his girlfriend for a potentially armed intruder. Irregardless of the outcome of the trial, we may never know for sure whether his claims are truthful or not.
Now take away the gun. Although it would still have been possible for Pistorius to have killed his girlfriend, you can be certain that this was his intent.
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